I’m Sure “It’s Also A Stone Temple Pilots Song!” Would’ve Been Met With Blank Stares.

By Red

J:  I’m excited about my new bed.  It’s going to be plush.

R:  What’s plush?

J:  It’s another word for soft.  Like, a stuffed animal is plush.

R:  So Cookie is plush.

J:  Yup.

R:  And Cocoa is plush.

J:  Yup.

R:  And Bunny is plush.

J:  YES!  They are all plush, okay?!?

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