I Think This Is How The Teen Pregnancy Lifetime Movie Starts

By Red

I’m out at recess with the first graders.

Kid: Miss Red, John and Suzy are doing something they’re not supposed to be doing.

Me: What are they doing?

Kid: (casts eyes down, pauses for about five seconds, then says in barely a whisper…) Weenie.

3 Responses to “I Think This Is How The Teen Pregnancy Lifetime Movie Starts”

  1. -R- Says:

    I have read this before, and yet, it still made me laugh out loud.

  2. courtney Says:

    That one made me snort. Weenie!

  3. John Says:

    Excuse me, Ms. Red, but if you can think of a better game to play at recess, I’d like to hear it!

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