Kid Who Likes Me: You should come live with me!
Me: Yeah? Well, do you have a bed for me to sleep in?
Kid Who Likes Me: Yeah!
Me: And a pillow?
Kid Who Likes Me: Yeah!
Me: And food to make me dinner?
Kid Who Likes Me: Yeah! And a dog for you to play with!
(pause)
Kid Who Doesn’t Like Me: I’m gonna buy a shark and he’s gonna eat your glasses.
